why is one girl missing an eye tho
shes keepin an eye out for selener
No I’m pretty sure her eyes are just really close together and her glasses are blocking one of them in this shot.
I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.
This is some Grade-A clingy bullshit. It is 4 AM let your person sleep. For that matter you should be sleeping. Got to sleep.
giving guys boners is empowering and nothing else matters
How is it empowering it’s literally the easiest thing ever. At the most difficult levels, boner-giving requires an ear or neck touch, and at the easiest just say “titties”
i think about this girl so much through out my day i hope shes happy
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while
She’s ready to get Shrek’t
I just want to be treated like a princess all day (◡‿◡✿)
Then fucked senseless until I’m screaming (◠‿◠✿)
Then cuddled and held all night long to keep nightmares away (◕‿◕✿)
SO I WAS FUCKING TALKING WITH MY DAD AND
dragons came back
killed all the rich people and took their money for their horde
and then if you needed money
you would just challenge the dragon to a riddle duel
and both of us ended up agreeing that riddle duels with dragon bankers would somehow be a much fairer, less frustrating economic system than we have now
Wait a minute do dragons do riddles? I was under the impression that dragons did mauling, burning, defending, and SPHINXES did riddles. So your new system would be even worse because you can rob a bank with a cellphone and an ink pen, but you can’t rob a dragon at all?