Video 24 Apr 140,202 notes

tragicallybootylicious:

wheelcher2:

why is one girl missing an eye tho

shes keepin an eye out for selener

No I’m pretty sure her eyes are just really close together and her glasses are blocking one of them in this shot.

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Photo 24 Apr 409,838 notes 
I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.

This is some Grade-A clingy bullshit. It is 4 AM let your person sleep. For that matter you should be sleeping. Got to sleep.

I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.

This is some Grade-A clingy bullshit. It is 4 AM let your person sleep. For that matter you should be sleeping. Got to sleep.

(Source: reservedmouth)

Text 24 Apr 195,928 notes

lsdzeppelin:

giving guys boners is empowering and nothing else matters 

How is it empowering it’s literally the easiest thing ever. At the most difficult levels, boner-giving requires an ear or neck touch, and at the easiest just say “titties”

via xoxo.
Photo 24 Apr 135,228 notes keepcalm-and-shred-on:

girlveins:

i think about this girl so much through out my day i hope shes happy 

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

She’s ready to get Shrek’t

keepcalm-and-shred-on:

girlveins:

i think about this girl so much through out my day i hope shes happy 

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

She’s ready to get Shrek’t

(Source: saddeer)

Video 24 Apr 172,202 notes

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Photo 24 Apr 24,195 notes queenofbeerss:

Me packing lunch

queenofbeerss:

Me packing lunch

(Source: deucebasket)

via loop zoop.
Text 24 Apr 60,690 notes

drunkfeferi:

I just want to be treated like a princess all day (◡‿◡✿)
Then fucked senseless until I’m screaming 
(◠‿◠✿)
Then cuddled and held all night long to keep nightmares away (
◕‿◕✿)

Photo 24 Apr 1,403 notes nevver:

Calvin and Hobbes

Except this year the third panel was fucking SNOW

nevver:

Calvin and Hobbes

Except this year the third panel was fucking SNOW

Text 24 Apr 11,189 notes

stfueverything:

gurosebe:

SO I WAS FUCKING TALKING WITH MY DAD AND

what if

dragons came back

killed all the rich people and took their money for their horde

and then if you needed money

you would just challenge the dragon to a riddle duel

and both of us ended up agreeing that riddle duels with dragon bankers would somehow be a much fairer, less frustrating economic system than we have now

bahahahahaa

Wait a minute do dragons do riddles? I was under the impression that dragons did mauling, burning, defending, and SPHINXES did riddles. So your new system would be even worse because you can rob a bank with a cellphone and an ink pen, but you can’t rob a dragon at all?

Text 23 Apr 418 notes

Anonymous asked: Picture of you in real life? :)

poke-problems:

 that me


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